things i’m good at:
- telling you how much i care about you
- being there for you
- listening to you
- understanding you
things you’re good at:
- making me feel like shit
- making me feel guilty
- ignoring me
- hurting me
things i’m good at:
- telling you how much i care about you
- being there for you
- listening to you
- understanding you
things you’re good at:
- making me feel like shit
- making me feel guilty
- ignoring me
- hurting me
Omfg
Can we cuddle?In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I’ll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You’ll watch in horror as I transform into a great white shark. I’ll then proceed to bite down on your body with my monster jaws and rip you apart. Delicious.
(Source: laina, via nichijou-ep27)
I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking of when they can’t even form coherent sentences. You’re on that person’s mind when they have the motor skills of an infant, that’s pretty fucking awesome if you ask me.
(Source: amatnemo, via kikaaaaaaa)