uncomprehended:

things i’m good at:

  • telling you how much i care about you
  • being there for you
  • listening to you
  • understanding you

things you’re good at:

  • making me feel like shit
  • making me feel guilty
  • ignoring me
  • hurting me

trishdafissh:


Can we cuddle?

In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I’ll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You’ll watch in horror as I transform into a great white shark. I’ll then proceed to bite down on your body with my monster jaws and rip you apart. Delicious.

Omfg

(Source: laina, via nichijou-ep27)

"You’re going to leave me, aren’t you? You’ve had enough of me, haven’t you? You’re probably so tired of all this crying and all these moods, and I’ve got to tell you, so am I. So am I. Sometimes it seems like my mind has a mind of its own, like I just get hysterical, like it’s something I can’t control at all. And I don’t know what to do, and I feel so sorry for you because you don’t know what to do either. And I’m sure you’re going to leave me now."

I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking of when they can’t even form coherent sentences. You’re on that person’s mind when they have the motor skills of an infant, that’s pretty fucking awesome if you ask me.

(Source: amatnemo, via kikaaaaaaa)

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